Maybe you will be grandparents one day, but would be safest for any children to be kept away from me, or they might end up as dinner.
I think you should be the dog, and Jester should be one of the sister's. It would make a hell of a lot more sense. I mean, a cannibalistic person like you should be more spoken of as the 'Untamed mutt'
R.I.P Poppy (2001 - 2015) A kind, loving jack russell who won the hearts of many and always there to look after those she loved.